Player Profiles
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Management
- Steve Downing (Manager)
Manager and occassional player/liner/ref,renowned for his motivational team talks.
Famous for: "its up to you boys on the pitch, how much do ya want it?" - Ross Parker
Good shot stopper, loves a whinge at his defenders and fancies himself as a striker. Fills in at the back when not needed between the sticks.
Famous For: Blaming everyone else - Craig Hunt
Great young striker but also a fantastic goalkeeper, and has made the position his own.
Famous For: Big kicks and yellow cards - Mark Green
Reliable Centre Half with an eye for goal,great addittion to 2008 squad.
Famous for: "Being part of the Coronation St cast" - Andy Mckenzie
Stylish, tough tackling centre half, marshalls the defence with aplomb.
Famous for: Sciatica. - Jon Evans (Assistant Manager)
Solid centre half, good in the air and reads the game brilliantly.
Famous for: His kisses on the end of his texts xx - Neil Harrop
Marauding left back, never gives up, pain in the arse for any right mid.
Famous for: Breaking refs specs - Steve Mckenzie
No Nonsense Cente half, wins every header and inspires the rest of the team
Famous for: Getting injured more than his brother! - Ian Nicol
New addition to the 2008 squad, superb reader of the game and leader at the back.
Famous for: Nothing yet - Darren Worrall
Moved to right back for 2008 season and is currently making the position his own
Famous for: Having a good whinge - Steve Mercer
Raiding right midfielder who loves to get to the byeline, an eye for goal and loves to wind the opposition up
Famous for: His on pitch moaning and winding up the opposition. - Chris Topham (c)
Club captain and inspirational leader, Fiss loves a tackle and leads by example on the pitch
Famous for: not letting the armband out of his sight! - Ben Hopes
New signing for 2008, great engine in midfield, valuable addition to the team.
Famous for: His anonymous website posts - George Spittal
Our Scottish international, unforgiving central midfield machine, never loses a header.
Famous for: His flowing locks! - Carey Baird
Our very own Darren Anderton. Hugely talented midfielder who is slowly learning to pass the ball,currently coming back from long injury lay off
Famous for: What else....his sicknote - Mark Lisgo
New signing for 2008, Versatile midfielder, scored on debut.
Famous for: scoring on debut - Wes Smith
Club sponsor and owner of Geezers Barbers, not had a lot of chnace to impress yet but its early days
Famous for: His salon - Craig Worrall
Our very own Luca Toni, Wozza can create chance out of nothing, potential match winner and good finisher, enjoyed a great start to 2008 with 13 goals in 6 apps
Famous for: his high pitched hollering on the pitch - Sean Lonsdale
High energy forward, runs around for the full 90 minutes,top scorer for 2007/08. DJ/Singer at our very own Excelsior.
Famous for: "I'm Back!!" - Danny Heatley
Young pretender to Carey's throne, Dance Mat Danny has some silky skills and will run rings around many a 2b defence.
Famous for: Looking like Carey & his Dancing Skills
Goalkeepers
Defenders
Midfielders
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