Player Profiles
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Goalkeepers
- Chris Mills
Reliable stopper who commands his box well, 1st choice keeper when available.
Famous for: Never being available when we need him - Ross Parker
Good shot stopper, loves a whinge at his defenders and fancies himself as a striker. Fills in at the back when not needed between the sticks.
Famous For: Blaming everyone else - Daz Clarke
Veteran right back, loves to get forward and support the midfield, good on the ball.
Famous for: "over me!!" - Steve Downing (Manager)
Manager and occassional player/liner/ref,renowned for his motivational team talks.
Famous for: "how much do ya want it??" - Andy Mckenzie
Stylish, tough tackling centre half, marshalls the defence with aplomb.
Famous for: Sciatica. - Jon Evans (Assistant Manager)
Solid centre half, good in the air and reads the game brilliantly.
Famous for: His kisses on the end of his texts xx - Neil Harrop
Marauding left back, never gives up, pain in the arse for any right mid.
Famous for: His own goals - Steve Mckenzie
No Nonsense Cente half, wins every header and inspires the rest of the team,
currently travelling the world.
Famous for: Getting injured more than his brother! - Dave Weinguard
Will play left or right back always gives 100%, not seen for a while.
Famous for: His Pecs - Darren Worrall
Skilful midfielder, prefers the central role but will play anywhere in midfield.
Famous for: His headed goal against The Ship,the only time he has ever headed the ball - Steve Mercer
Raiding right midfielder who loves to get to the byeline, the ginger wizard enjoys a telepathic understanding with Clarkey.
Famous for: His on pitch moaning and winding up the opposition. - Paul Topham (c)
Club captain and inspirational leader, Fiss loves a tackle and has even started notching a few!
Famous for: not letting the armband out of his sight! - Ben White
Effective holding midfielder, very rarely loses a challenge, been unfortunate with the clubs wealth of central midfielders.
Famous for: turning up with half an ear - Ben Hargreaves
Another who has been unlucky with the wealth of midfielders at the club,
not really had chance to show what he is made of.
Famous for: being a sub - George Spittal
Our Scottish international, unforgiving central midfield machine, never loses a header.
Famous for: His flowing locks! - Carey Baird
Our very own Darren Anderton. Hugely talented midfielder who is slowly learning to pass the ball,currently out injured until preseason.
Famous for: What else....his sicknote - Toby Colson
Central midfield workhorse, good box to box player,currently on Sabbatical.
Famous for: his sequin thong - Richard Cookney
Recent signing from the Gardeners, Scholesy is a central midfied playmaker with an eye for goal
Famous for: his renowned left foot - Craig Worrall
Our very own Luca Toni, Wozza can create chance out of nothing, potential match winner and good finisher, can be lazy
Famous for: his high pitched hollering on the pitch - Sean Lonsdale
High energy forward, runs around for the full 90 minutes and is currently topping the goalscoring charts. DJ/Singer at our very own Excelsior.
Famous for: being the one and only Sean Martyn! - Danny Heatley
Young pretender to Carey's throne, Dance Mat Danny has some silky skills and will run rings around many a 3a defence.
Famous for: Looking like Carey & his Dancing Skills
Defenders
Midfielders
Forwards
