Its a tough job trying to get money out of people, as those who have tried know. Its even harder to get money out people after football training/matches on sunday.
There are some who always pay, there are more who try and avoid paying.

For those who don't know the club has to pay the best part of £500 to the league over the season for fees, fines, admin costs, LFA fees and insurance which come to over £100, £20 per home game for the ref, washing the kit, paying your fines for bookings, new net etc etc. No money, no team.

I'm only owed £42 at the moment which aint bad, so boys I'm not going to name and shame, but the midfielder who bears a striking resemblance to Paul Scholes owes £10, the one we now call Dance Mat and is always trying to sneak off without paying also owes £10, the goalkeeper/centre half who likes a hoof owes £9, the left back who's name begins with N and ends with eil owes £7 plus a few stragglers who owe a coupe of quid.

What's the point in this article? Don't know really, just bored, but I'm hoping that some of you might start remembering your subs every week so we have a bit more money in the kitty at the end of the season and my jobs a bit easier on Sunday. Those who owe, pay up you tight bastards, those who pay give yourself a big pat on the back!!!.... and one last thing whoever is giving me old 50p's pack it in!!